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Compressed Memories
Compressed Memories
By Charlemagne
I first found you abandoned, broken, left on the street.
No power, no control of your fate.
Yet I took you in, I gave you a fresh start!
Even though you were always so cold towards me.
Even though they said you were unreliable.
Bit by bit I trusted you with everything.
I had no filter; there was nothing I didn’t share with you.
I was captivated by what would drive you.
I thought I could put my trust in that.
I thought you would respect my input.
I was wrong.
Like the Trojan Horse I welcomed you in.
Only to realize how cold and corrupt you were.
And like one byte from the poison Apple,
There was no undoing my error.
You took the array of memories we filed away together.
And dumped them out of your life.
Deleted them like they were nothing!
The times we shared little more than jumbled fragments.
Just booted out of your conscious.
In the end, you pulled the plug.
You shifted your intentions off me.
Yet you don’t care.
You’re as ungratef
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Poorly drawn Napoleon- shading practice by Charlemagne1 Poorly drawn Napoleon- shading practice :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 3 2 2017 Art Improvment Meme by Charlemagne1 2017 Art Improvment Meme :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 2 8 Sketchy Johto SS Nuzlocke #62 by Charlemagne1 Sketchy Johto SS Nuzlocke #62 :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 7 14
Literature
Twas the Night before Net Neutrality was lost
Twas’ the night before the net neutrality vote, and all through the net'
Not a blogger was frightened, nor had reason to fret.
The memes were posted across the message boards with care
In hopes that new users would soon like and share.
The children were Skyping all snug in their beds
While thanks for speedy service danced through their heads.
Yet the internet’s websites, and I a humble user
Had just got a tweet from some sort of accuser?
Then out of Reddit their exploded such an outcry
I sprang to Hot Topic to see what was awry!
Away to the servers, I researched and gasped
When I found out the laws the FCC had just passed!
The shadow of big business appeared over the horizon
Pulled by Sprint, AT&T, Comcast and Verizon!
Then, what to my watering eyes should I see
It was the grim reaper himself pulled by greedy companies!
With a crooked little worm so conniving and sly
I knew in a moment it must be Ajit Pai.
More persistent than vultures his allies they came,
And he whooped,
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Literature
Net Neutrality-parody of JFK campaign song
Net Neutrality
(Parody of John F Kennedys 1960 campaign song, link bellow!)
12/7/17
(Keep Net)
Neutrality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
Tral-li-ty for me
Neutrality! ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality!
Do you want your internet cost, to not go through the roof?
But still have speedy service not controlled by corporate goofs?
To not pay extra monthly for the-
-sites you log on to?
Well it's up to you, it's up to you, it's strictly up to you.
(Keep net)
Neutrality  
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
Tral-li-ty for me!
Neutrality! ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality!
Do you want a ban on sites or slower speed when they are viewed?
A plan that prevents free speech and what sites people can use?
Free speech is an American right that that we still hold on to!
So it’s up to you, it's up to you, it's strictly up to you.
(Keep net)
Neutrality  
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Sketchy Johto SS Nuzlocke #61 by Charlemagne1 Sketchy Johto SS Nuzlocke #61 :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 11 20 Why Does Everyone Leave Me?!?!?!?!?!? by Charlemagne1 Why Does Everyone Leave Me?!?!?!?!?!? :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 2 6 Happy Halloween Gold....Gold? by Charlemagne1 Happy Halloween Gold....Gold? :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 3 21 Sketchy Johto 2 year anniversary! by Charlemagne1 Sketchy Johto 2 year anniversary! :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 10 19 Sketchy Johto SS Nuzlocke #60 by Charlemagne1 Sketchy Johto SS Nuzlocke #60 :iconcharlemagne1:Charlemagne1 11 36
Literature
School essay- SpongeBob for president editorial!
Editorial: A Different President Alternative  
With Trumps presidency receiving highly lackluster reviews; I humbly suggest turning our eyes to another possible celebrity candidate: SpongeBob SquarePants. Now, many may say that SpongeBob is unfit to have such a prestigious position, as he still doesn’t have his drivers’ license and has recently come out as an open goofy goober, however, his character traits and experiences make him a prime candidate.
SpongeBob has had an array of jobs that prove he’s a capable leader. He’s been a successful lifeguard (SpongeGuard on Duty), was elected hall monitor (Hall Monitor), and started out in fast food (Help Wanted), working his way up to the rank of manager. Such humble beginnings make him sympathize with the plight of the common man, something Trump and his life of luxury could never do! SpongeBob even went on strike against his employer Mr. Eugene H. Krabs as part of Squidwards “Workers United” campaign
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Charlene P.
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Hello world! It's your friendly neighborhood Nuzlocker! I'm a high school student bound by the chains of online and in-house college courses but still somehow finding time to draw and write. I'm one of those people who when they get into something they become really, really, dedicated to it. For example: I completed the entire pokedex in less than nine months after getting my first game if that tells you anything! I fill my past time with writing stories and creating poetry and parody's of popular songs (one of said poems did win a blue ribbon.)

I am currently redrawing my Johto Nuzlocke that I finished way back in 2014 with the added bonus of improved drawing skills, (the first time I drew this everyone was noseless stick figures) as well as better writing, and drawing on the computer instead of with a paper and pencil!
I've basically taught myself how to draw, and I like to think I'm getting better! My goal for starting this Nuzlocke is to mainly improve my writing and story abilities, however I'd like to become a better drawer as well!

Likes: Drawing, reading, writing, people, stuff, thangs, people who WATCH ME ^HINT HINT^

Dislikes: taking online foreign language class (with a burning hatred from the very depths of my soul!), every El Cheapo ever (theirs a story with that), broccoli...

Stamps because, Wynaut?
Oversized stamp for Sketchy Johto! by Charlemagne1 Team-Litten-Stamp by Aletheiia90 FNAF stamp by 9amandapanda .:FMA stamp:. by MintyMaguire Gift: Warriors Fan Stamp by miki8263 Undertale Undyne Stamp by Dead-Opera-Star SAVE (Undertale Stamp) by Falcosartcorner
My OC's -stamp- by shorty-antics-27 OC stamp by onnanokoMIX Nuzlocke Stamp by LackadaisicalLeopah Stamp: Nuzlocke Challenge Love by starfire-wolf FNAF stamp by pastel--colors Johto Starters by azianwolfdoll Writer Stamp by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy Has Everyone Forgotten About Higurashi? by Mintaka-TK Rena Stamp by Scattered-Stamps The Higurashi Stamp by ThunderFreak
Pokemon Fo' Life Stamp by SweetDuke Pokemon Nerdism by Ahnyks FMA Sins Stamp by Nemonus Edward Elric Milk Stamp by PsychoMonkeyShogun Gecko Licking Stamp by Rep-phibian i love my turtle STAMP by SheilaMBrinson
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Compressed Memories
By Charlemagne

I first found you abandoned, broken, left on the street.
No power, no control of your fate.
Yet I took you in, I gave you a fresh start!
Even though you were always so cold towards me.
Even though they said you were unreliable.
Bit by bit I trusted you with everything.
I had no filter; there was nothing I didn’t share with you.
I was captivated by what would drive you.
I thought I could put my trust in that.
I thought you would respect my input.
I was wrong.

Like the Trojan Horse I welcomed you in.
Only to realize how cold and corrupt you were.
And like one byte from the poison Apple,
There was no undoing my error.
You took the array of memories we filed away together.
And dumped them out of your life.
Deleted them like they were nothing!
The times we shared little more than jumbled fragments.
Just booted out of your conscious.
In the end, you pulled the plug.
You shifted your intentions off me.
Yet you don’t care.
You’re as ungrateful and silent as ever.
How could you just mass delete everything we’ve been through?
Make my life’s brightness grow so dim?
I can’t stay with such an unreliable stick in the mud.

So just as you dumped me and what we had,
I’m dumping you in the trash.
Because that’s what you are- TRASH!
You’re like a pathetic bug on my wall!
Flimsy, weak, unable to work on your own!
I’ll see how you fare once you’re deleted out of my life.
Zip it, you hypocrite!
I’ll squash you like the worm you are.
You failed me.
Why?

All my burdens I placed on you,
They’re gone forever.
Far above even the cloud.
Why would you exploit me like this?
Maybe it’s best if I just compress the pain.
To store away our painful past and start anew.
To back up and get this chip off my shoulder.
Only then can I go running off with the hard drive to continue!

Yet, sometimes when I look out my Windows I wonder,
How did the software on our relationship elude me?
How did it all spiral out of control?
What made our bright future grow dim?
What made your drive shift to hurting me?
Tell me why it had to end?
Mr. Flash drive?
Compressed Memories
Ye asked for more of my poerty, so ye shall receive! I've never written one like this before so I'm not sure if this is horrible or really clever- be sure to let me know your thoughts! :) 

Now reread it and catch all the little hints you didn't catch the first time, XD! It's based on a true story that happened last week...CURSE YOU! Thankfully I was able to get eveything back though! ^^
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Poorly drawn Napoleon- shading practice
Arise out of the shadows my fellow classic literature fans! Just remember- all animals are equal...but some are more equal than others...;) (Wink) 
FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD

From my favorite Cold War British cartoon funded by the American CIA...yeah you read that right...(if only the ending followed the book! Keep your political statements out of my Animal Farm Mr. 1950's American CIA! You're ruining Orwell's genius!)

Yep, Animal Farm is my favorite classic novel EVAR so I thought I'd draw the main villain and Joseph Stalin insert himself! Death to this no good communist pork chop! He's cruel, manipulative...and actually would probably get along with Hydro quite well, XD!

(I’m such a nerd. I just love the symbolism and how well Orwell tied the different people involved in the rise of Communist Russia with animals living on a farm! Like making the horses the working class, Napoleon Stalin, sheep the blind followers, dogs the military and so on. It’s a pretty unique retelling of a historic event!) 
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Watership Down is being remade by Netflix. Hmmm, not sure how to feel about this. Hopefully they won't divert to much from the original like that animated British series from a few years ago...guess we'll have to wait and see!

*Grabs popcorn and waits eagerly on couch*
When you go to a 7 hour retreat and spend a good chunk discussing a lesson you'll teach the younger grades and then school gets cancelled so they move on and you never do it...
*Insert dramatic music here*


(But hey- yay no school! Ha ha ha :) )
2017 Art Improvment Meme
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Highlights of my year:
Got a job
Got my driver’s license!
Haven’t WRECKED yet!!!!! :) 
Got into ‘Fruits Basket’ (and with every chapter I read I die a little inside)
Won an ugly sweater contest
Got through a LOT of heavy material in my Nuzlocke (Seriously, it was the most dramatic content I've ever written! Those videos were intense man!)
Posted a few of my parodies for the first time
Other things I can't think of at the moment...

I really love doing these improvement things, because lining up your work side-by side is a great way to see improvement! I think my arts really stabilized this year, as in the past I still hadn't found my 'style' yet, but now I think my arts consistent enough to say it's a 'style' (I finally made the chin's equal, yay!)! I'm sure next year it'll be even better! Thank you so much to everyone who watchers me and comments on what I post, I couldn't do it without your support! :) :D (Big Grin) I am a dummy! :happybounce:  You guys are awesome! 

Previous Years:
2015 (probably my most improved!)- charlemagne1.deviantart.com/ar…
2016: charlemagne1.deviantart.com/ar…
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Thanks to everyone for telling me the worst adaptations/reboots you knew of, it really helped me on the report! In the end I ended up getting an 85% on it BUT got a solid 10/10 for my examples- which many of you guys provided, so thanks for reliving the pain of insufferable films for me!

Also, I have a question for y’all! I’m sure you’ve seen my two parodies of ‘The Night Before Christmas’ and the Kennedy political song regarding net neutrality, and a few people said they really liked them and was wondering if I could post some of my other parodies. So, is that something you guys would like to see me post more of? So far I’ve tried to keep this account for only my nuzlocke but I could upload more of my written work (mainly my satire and parodies) if you’d like to see it. So…just let me know! :)

Some of my past written work I've posted on here:
(Twistfate contest poem) Are we really that bad?Are we really that bad?
For Twist Fate Contest 2016
By Charlene 10th
Am I really the villain? I gave Ariel a choice!
She had every opportunity to not give up her voice!
Yet when our fair agreement went up in smoke and failed.
She got upset,
Took her true love and left,
On a ship that then got me impaled!
Oh, you think I’m the villain? I’m the one at fault?
At least I’m not running around leading a 12 men cult!
Snow White was going to take everything I had!
So as the Queen,
To preserve my regime,
I stopped her, am I really that bad?
I always take delight on every special occasion.
So I was furious when I wasn’t invited to Aurora’s celebration.
Those people need a lesson on common curtesy!
So after the spindle pricked her thumb,
And the damage was done,
I’m sure next time they’ll invite me!
People poach wild animals often enough.
Yet when I do it to dogs everyone makes a big fuss!
Why can’t they understand that this is my passion?
But it

Twas the Night before Net Neutrality was lostTwas’ the night before the net neutrality vote, and all through the net'
Not a blogger was frightened, nor had reason to fret.
The memes were posted across the message boards with care
In hopes that new users would soon like and share.
The children were Skyping all snug in their beds
While thanks for speedy service danced through their heads.
Yet the internet’s websites, and I a humble user
Had just got a tweet from some sort of accuser?
Then out of Reddit their exploded such an outcry
I sprang to Hot Topic to see what was awry!
Away to the servers, I researched and gasped
When I found out the laws the FCC had just passed!
The shadow of big business appeared over the horizon
Pulled by Sprint, AT&T, Comcast and Verizon!
Then, what to my watering eyes should I see
It was the grim reaper himself pulled by greedy companies!
With a crooked little worm so conniving and sly
I knew in a moment it must be Ajit Pai.
More persistent than vultures his allies they came,
And he whooped,
School essay- SpongeBob for president editorial!Editorial: A Different President Alternative  
With Trumps presidency receiving highly lackluster reviews; I humbly suggest turning our eyes to another possible celebrity candidate: SpongeBob SquarePants. Now, many may say that SpongeBob is unfit to have such a prestigious position, as he still doesn’t have his drivers’ license and has recently come out as an open goofy goober, however, his character traits and experiences make him a prime candidate.
SpongeBob has had an array of jobs that prove he’s a capable leader. He’s been a successful lifeguard (SpongeGuard on Duty), was elected hall monitor (Hall Monitor), and started out in fast food (Help Wanted), working his way up to the rank of manager. Such humble beginnings make him sympathize with the plight of the common man, something Trump and his life of luxury could never do! SpongeBob even went on strike against his employer Mr. Eugene H. Krabs as part of Squidwards “Workers United” campaign
Net Neutrality-parody of JFK campaign songNet Neutrality
(Parody of John F Kennedys 1960 campaign song, link bellow!)
12/7/17
(Keep Net)
Neutrality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
Tral-li-ty for me
Neutrality! ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality!
Do you want your internet cost, to not go through the roof?
But still have speedy service not controlled by corporate goofs?
To not pay extra monthly for the-
-sites you log on to?
Well it's up to you, it's up to you, it's strictly up to you.
(Keep net)
Neutrality  
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
‘trality
Tral-li-ty for me!
Neutrality! ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality ‘trality!
Do you want a ban on sites or slower speed when they are viewed?
A plan that prevents free speech and what sites people can use?
Free speech is an American right that that we still hold on to!
So it’s up to you, it's up to you, it's strictly up to you.
(Keep net)
Neutrality  
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  • Listening to: The keyboard typing
  • Reading: Not my Spanish class homework
  • Watching: Um, the screen.
  • Eating: food

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pokeheartless Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
And so it draws to a close

Myths of Unova, our inspiration. Is finished
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Charlemagne1 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
XD, my thoughts exactly! 

I'm curious to see what will become the next big Nuzlocke though, MOU has been really big for a LOONG time!
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pokeheartless Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I wonder indeed
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Supertmuzz Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*GASP*
You changed your avatar!
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Charlemagne1 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
XD! Yeah, my drawings improved since the last one so I updated it! ^^
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Supertmuzz Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice
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Charlemagne1 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
^^
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nobody5679 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heya
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Charlemagne1 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Hello!
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nobody5679 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's uo
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